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I almost installed this, but then I decided to cut the grass, and then I played with legos, and then I did some jumping jacks.

I advise you to get a trampoline and a biofueled jetpack.

What's the trampoline for? :D

Well, who srsly enjoys jumping jacks ? :)

This is hilarious. If only I had some kind of app to help me focus long enough to download this app.