Found the 'ad-guy...'
Look. We don't need to offer a solution in order to point out how broken adtheft is. They're stealing my time, my bandwidth, my cpu resources, my gpu resources, my memory resources, and my body's own motion by forcing me to click away or click gone or click click click.
Here's my solution: Take your ads and place them somewhere dark, moist, and smelly, preferably limited to your own person.