If I go through the drive-thru, will they make me one, too?

How can you become aware of the evils of capitalism and then turn into a... Marxist?

Why not do the good thing and become an anarchist?

From the story: "The Bible declares that those who do not work shall not eat"

2 Thessalonians, chapter 3, verse 10: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Thessalonia...

You know who else said, "He who does not work, neither shall he eat"? Vladimir Lenin. https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1917/dec/25.htm