How to be German in 20 easy steps (2012)

Three men have died, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a German. They ask each other why they've died.

The Frenchman says: "I ate some bad food and I died."

The Italian says: "Her husband came home."

The German shouts: "I had the right of way!"

It is somehow unGermanic that the "click here" for the second half should be broken.

The part about learning the language couldn't be more on point

> you don’t have curtains, because curtains are evil and suggest you have something to hide.

For a country obsessed with privacy this was what puzzled me.