If HN had a pizza party, what toppings would you want?

Anchovies. There are many pizza joints who only have anchovies as an optional extra, with not a single one of their 'standard' pizzas having them.

That's straight out sacrilege.

Next thing you know, those Indian restaurants will be serving curries that don't contain any curry.

And because people here are super salty

All meats. Real meats, none of that fake plant-based meat.

Some roasted garlic would be nice too.

It doesn't matter - the only thing that matters is if the majority of the attendees took either public transit or their battery assisted bike to the party...

What, no pineapple? *stirs pot

Then they would also need to add ham. Ham and Pineapple is what Canadians call Hawaiian Pizza. Not sure why Hawaiian, but we like it up here.

Sardines, spinach and dried seaweed. Have been enjoying same for years!

those toothpicks with little flags on them, and anchovies.

birthday candles if appropriate.