“Tweets” are now called “Marks” & “Retweets” are “Remarks”

The real marks are the people willing to pay for this to still exist.

I like Xitter (pronounced shitter) with tweets being called Xits (pronounced shits).

"X" is usually pronounced "Z" in such words. Not that this makes Xits better. Or maybe it does actually.

This is not official, it's just a dude.