It's amusing and all, but does an article consisting of 100% snark really belong on HN?

Yeah, good work. I wonder if we can train an LLM to translate corp-speak into real English. I think it might be akin to the difficulty of translating Darmok's language.

Ah yes, John Gruber, the famous mind reader and person not generally motivated by political or personal animus. This does not belong on HN.