Death Metal English (2013)
invisibleoranges.com
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Doug is best known as the vocalist for extreme death metal noise maniacs Pyrrhon. https://pyrrhonband.bandcamp.com/album/abscess-time
He is also the vocalist for the death metal band Glorious Depravity, in which I drum. This makes best use of his DME skills. https://gloriousdepravity.bandcamp.com/album/ageless-violenc.... Look at the lyrics to “Ocean of Scabs” to see a master at work.
He’s also the vocalist of the experimental black metal band Scarcity. https://scarcity-nyc.bandcamp.com/album/aveilut
And let’s not forget his epic death/doom project Weeping Sores. He writes all the songs (everything except violin) and handles guitar, bass, and vocals on the recording. I had the pleasure of mixing this one. https://weepingsores.bandcamp.com/album/weeping-sores
Finally, the HM crowd will appreciate that he — like everyone else in Glorious Depravity — is a software engineer. He works for the fitness tech startup Proteus Motion, https://www.proteusmotion.com. I worked there with him for many years. He’s a very smart, talented person and I feel fortunate to be his friend and collaborator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8256VJ4hkJU
If i were allowed only one metal track to take on an island, i'd chose this one.
Do you feel what I feel?
The philosopher You know so much about nothing at all
So you preach about how I'm supposed to be Yet you don't know your own sexuality
[0] http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/anaalnathrakh/eschaton.html
"We don't actually remember"
But by the way their lyrics are in plain English and make as much sense as you can reasonably expect from a rock band, and vocal style is on the more comprehensible end of death metal spectrum.
Screamed metal vocals are a rhythm instrument and intensity amplifier. They serve as a focal point for the atmosphere that a band is trying to create. They provide a path for the audience to connect with music in a visceral way. It’s akin to listening to music in another language. I don’t need to understand Italian to appreciate opera or comprehend the emotion behind any particular moment, the presentation alone is enough when it’s done well.
The lyrics themselves serve different purposes depending on the band, genre, and topic. They often act as a signifier of identity, something that helps readers categorize genre and properly contextualize the complete package. Sometimes they’re just fun for the vocalist to bark, offering some combination of rhythm and sound that lets them perform with the intensity that they’re looking for. Some bands use more personal, meaningful lyrics, at which point they’re poetry. The DME piece is a brilliant glimpse into one kind of death metal lyricism but it’s far from exhaustive where the genre is concerned.
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
I'd listen to an album of that--while mowing!"His hollow, peculiar voice is represented in the books unquoted ; it is peculiar because since he is a tall skeleton, he has no vocal cords to speak with, and therefore the words enter your head with no involvement from your ears, the books get this across by having his "speech" in small caps."
(It is banned to mow the lawn here on Sundays, by a municipal bylaw.)
> Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”
I can see that one play out very well in a job interview after realising that the job isn't as remote as promised.
Waiter: Can I take your order?
Teenager: I wish to devour the unborn.
Parent: Eggs. He wants eggs.
I did look up the lyrics to Necrophagist many years ago, and they seemed to be really goofy. There's only so many words about mutilated stillborn babies that I want to hear. Perhaps there's also a fair amount of tongue-in-cheek involved, writing these lyrics. Anyway, amazing band.
Their album Epitaph is what I like to call a "perfect" record, in the way that Aja by Steely Dan is a perfect record.
BMW is likely to pay a lot better than gigging.
IT BIDS ME UTTER INFERNAL VERBIAGE IN CONTEMPLATION OF COMPILATION
rather: FEROCIOUS PENETRATION OF MY VULNERABLE CRANIUM BY THORNS OF INSPIRATION WICKED MIND'S UNSTABLE BLEH!
EDIT: mild Baader-Meinhof at the word chronocration, since I only came across the term "the great chronocrator" a couple of weeks ago.
If it hadn't been for a 1657 French book, this article would have been a Googlewhack when published, too.
Yep, 100% the into to a power metal album. Just need someone like Christopher Lee to read it and off we go.
http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/balsagoth/starfireburningup...
"Spent Rounds, The Coffin Nails, On Your Empires Fall"
They've put out five albums in six years (!), one recently
Even if you don’t like death metal, give this band a listen if only for the skill alone.
In that very moment which life doth fade away / Ejected from my human shell exempt from time or space / Floating absorbing omniscient in display / A grandiose presentation unravels before me
Not in chronology but so wildly all at once / An open dioramic rendition of events / Some horrible integral just the same a / Ll pieces are key to the sum of the being / A strobe of emotions vivid extreme / The rapturous voyage through life's victories / The man that I once was I have left him behind /
What kind of man does the assembled puzzle read / With soul spread open wide I calmly contemplate my destiny
RIP Trevor
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/29118769/Cannibal+Corpse/Hammer...Or, you know:
Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more
Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head
Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual
https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/124887/Gets the point across, no fuss, no frills.
The lives of all they occupy, their eyes in dismal gloom
The all-piercing, dead oculi, mirrors of our doom
Oblivious to the trespass as you gaze into the black
The demon of surveillance insultingly staring back
Into you
Into you
https://genius.com/Meshuggah-the-demons-name-is-surveillance...https://genius.com/Belakor-an-embers-arc-lyrics
It’s a song about a photon.
> [Prompt]: Let's create a reverse dictionary, an obscurantorium: look up a normal word to turn it into caliginous locution.
> [ChatGPT]: Absolutely, that sounds like a fascinating endeavor! Let's turn a few everyday words into some delightfully arcane vocabulary.
> Water - Aquatic Adamant
> Sun - Celestial Candescent
> House - Domiciliary Edifice
....
> In the spirit of our obscurantorium, the sentence "You have been automated" could be transmogrified to:
> "Thou hast been actuated into automatonian existence."
More death metallic: the occupation of your putrified soul was annihilated by a myriad of matrices, incinerating your banal enunciations in Envidia's convolution.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wjkx4b/rebel-wizard-heavy-me...
Sadly i did not enjoy his music in the least.
Here are some very earnest album covers lol:
https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2017/06/13/the-worst-black-m...
Serial murderers have always been a lyrical topic, for example, and you can see the progression directly if you look for songs about them. From Judas Priest and Iron Maiden writing about them existing, to 80s bands like Slayer writing about them more individually, to death metal bands in the later 80s and 90s very graphically describing their acts.
- lovecraftian cult leaders, talking about esotericism, religion, forbidden knowledge etc etc
- narrators of horror stories, talking about gore and violence
In both cases, the singer rarely sings about themselves as a person. If they say « I » it’s usually impersonating a character (a murderer, a god, a sorcerer…), not literally them
The website linked in this post (invisibleoranges) is a reference to a hand gesture a lot of metal artists and audiences make when performing/listening that appears to look as though they're holding invisible oranges, tongue firmly in cheek.
There's going to be exceptions to the rule of course, but the majority of kids who dig this stuff are nerds. They finish school and go into a STEM field in science or work in the industry as coders. Like, my best friend in high school was into Cannibal Corpse and splatter gore bands like that, and now he's a doctor. And, hey, I was all into Black Metal and now I got a PhD in computer science. Yeah?
In fact, for me and my friends at least, being into this stuff was also a way to draw a clean line between us and the kids who wanted to grow up and be rich bimbos like their moms and dads, that sort of thing. Not that my friend who's a doctor is poor, but in my school at least we had lots of the kind of kid who comes in with expensive new clothes and brags about her dad's car or where the family is going skiing this Christmas, and it was fun to flip them the bird every day by coming into school with a Kreator t-shirt with a severed head sinking into blood (albeit very stylised; and Kreator aren't death metal). So for some kids at least there was a bit of that. Nerd solidarity, like.
Track 1, "Inpropagation" : atrabilious, crevet, ebullition, beatrific, exequiet, coronach, humous, fecundate, defalcating, lacrimation
Track 2, "Corporal Jigsaw Quandary" (see [2] for YT video of song) : evulsed, deviscerated, chondrin, decollate, quiescent, detrital, sequacious, commensated, convented, uliginous
Track 4, "Pedigree Butchery" : spumous, crubescent, martilinear, desparental, primparal, sporulate, chimerical, rheological, fluxing, "illegitimeat", contumely, ebullient, despumation, desipient
Back then it was common belief that the band members were medical students, and that the terminology in their lyrics came from their studies, but this ultimately turned out to be a myth.
[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necroticism_%E2%80%93_Descanti...
[1] http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/carcass/necroticismdescanti...
But never since have I come across such philial odes to corpses and the cleaning thereof.
Edited to add I'm thinking of Symphonies of Sickness as the one I listened to the most, although Necroticism came a close second.
In more recent years I've really come to appreciate the Death Metal English of bands like Obscura. Nothing crushes your significance like song titles and lyrics of the IMMENSITY OV ORBITAL ELEMENTS TREMENDING DESOLATE SPHERES THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE MOMENTUM VASTNESS... Yes, it's about space.
And the musicianship is just bonkers.
The first Obituary album doesn't always have lyrics even though you can find fans that transcribed them. :)
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/obituary-t...
Rational instincts and insight to spare
End of falseness, end of grace
In the parlance of Death Metal English, "Commuting to work" might be translated as "Transversing the Dreaded Pathway to the Monolith of Enslavement."
That's pretty metal...
prompt: translate: "I love football. Go bears!"
response: I EMBRACE THE GRIDIRON'S FURY. GO FORTH, O BEARS!
Side note - I told chatgpt I wanted it to serve as a Death Metal English translator and that I would share the article for more details then make translation requests in follow up prompts. It responded by translating the article. It did a good job of translating after that but I wasnt sure if there was a better way for me to prompt it.
In Death Metal English, "I love football. Go bears!" could be translated as "I am enthralled by the Battle of the Spherical Beast. Ascend, Ominous Ursine Legion!"
Here are some examples:
Normal English: "My boss needs this report by 5 PM"
Death Metal English: "THE OVERSEER OF OUR TOILS DEMANDS THE MANUSCRIPT OF ACCOUNTABILITY ANON UPON THE QUINTESSENTIAL HOUR OF THE SOLAR DECLINE"
Normal English: "That sounds like a win-win situation to me!"
Death Metal English: "UNTO MINE EARS, IT RESONATES AS THE DUAL FACETED TRIUMPH OF FATE'S INEXORABLE CONFLUENCE!"
And, for those of you trying to explain the Single Responsibility Principle to your colleagues for the umpteenth time:
"THE SOLITARY OBLIGATION DOCTRINE THUNDERETH FORTH THE DECREE THAT EVERY CONSTRUCT, STRUCTURE, SEGMENT, OR SERVITUDE MUST BEAR A SINGLE, UNMISTAKABLY ETCHED DUTY. IN THE TONGUE OF THE MORTALS, EACH CLASS, FUNCTION, OR MODULE SHALL BE GUIDED BY ONE AND ONLY ONE CATALYST OF TRANSFORMATION."