I read the first paragraph, scanned the rest of it and assumed that it was satire. Checked the url, that looked right so I thought maybe they got hacked. It's unbelievable.
One imagines the Idiocracy intro showing how TSA evoled into TGB (Things Go Boom).
TTGB (things that go boom) to be precise
FTFY :)
Sometimes YouTube comments give me also that feeling.