I was initially annoyed at the lack of a headphone jack on my laptop, but USB-C to headphone dongles are very common and good enough for portable use. For desk use, might as well get a devoted DAC/AMP. So, I think they are a waste of space now.

Webcams are a waste of bezel space, might as well get a non-junk USB one. Plus you can position it for shots other than up your nose.

Give me like 8 USB-C ports and nothing else.

16:10 is OK but if we’re going for Perfect Laptop, obviously 4:3 is the correct aspect ratio.

The current Apple Bluetooth magic keyboards are fine, use that (with a non wireless interface of course).

These opinions are my own but they are also objectively correct.