congratulations, you've optimised a snippet that never ran – it was typed into the post form from memory
this is false
> two orders of magnitude faster
incorrect
> doesn't let your users DOS you by triggering huge file reads on each request.
I understood what you were trying to do on your first reply – "Prolly don't want to read the file on every request though" – no need to repeat yourself.
plese remember:
1. it's pseudo code, the optimisation is superfluous
2. it never ran, the optimisation is useless