No, irony left aside. I also miss the clean, boring but highly useful landing pages of old-school utility programs. A short description and a well written man page was all we needed, plus some screenshots for TUI/GUI programs.
My feeling is that especially Rust enthusiasts like emoji, colors and banners a lot. But maybe I am also just getting old...
Example at [1]. I can take this and run with it, after reading for less than 15 seconds I know enough to start working.
Edit: HN did not like my emoji.
Have you tried finding a way to get your OS to supply you with the total list of emojis? That's the only thing I'd try to improve after I took a quick look.
I thought it was a great readme. It is weird how you guys dismissed the whole thing just because the readme has emojis.