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When you have a 100+ IQ ape brain and get beaten by birds, hilarious.

Corvids are sneaky, crafty, brave fuckers. They are willing and able to stealthily invade human-occupied spaces.

They’re also smart enough and social enough to form genuine friendships. I’ve got a pair of ravens that drop by on occasion to watch television…

>I’ve got a pair of ravens that drop by on occasion to watch television

Damn, you're making me fee lonelier. Can't get any human friends while mfs on HN already have raven friends.

Befriending ravens is fairly easy, to be fair. Don’t wait! Befriend a raven!

How do you do it? Giving them ... cookies and tree branches?

It’s all about finding common ground. Skip a few meals. That’ll make you more ravenous.

There was a discussion about that on hn recently. It was really about crows, but ravens are close cousins.

They’re keen to peanuts apparently!

> Corvids are sneaky, crafty, brave fuckers. They are willing and able to stealthily invade human-occupied spaces.

I'm not ten crows in a trenchcoat.