Why do you think VC control is bullshit?
A couple of years ago when the VCs were throwing money around like crazy, I had this bright idea that perhaps all I'm ever going to need is a single round of funding. Use the money to put the company on a modestly profitable track, cut the head count, cut the cloud costs, eliminate the office, and cruise along indefinitely. Just like passive income, but on a corporate scale.
The reason this doesn't work is that the market changes very, very quickly in our industry. You can't just put your app on cruise control and expect a consistent ARR forever. As soon as some other VC finds out that you aren't making an "optimal" use of your money, they'll invest in a competitor who will eat you alive for breakfast.
Would be interested in stats on how normal this is or information about VCs' policies on it.