> P.S. I love rejecting Ivy League grads

Saying 'I love' makes you lose credibility and deprecates the points you are making.

> I dropped out of college and my earnings last year (still in my mid/late 20s, have easily another promo or job hop before 32) are over double the Harvard median, therefore dropping out of school causes you to earn 8x the national median.

Good luck going forward. This is a small slice of your life. Things can and do change with earnings. As many old timers might tell you there are always many 'changes of fortune' where people who are beneath you early on end up surpassing you later in life.