Harvard professor believes he's found fragments of alien technology

> "They have colors of gold, blue, brown, and some of them resemble a miniature of the Earth."

I'd love to see pictures of this claimed "miniature Earth." Because this really sounds like poppycock.

"microscopic". At that size, their terminal velocity would be very slow. Ideal for your 'shot tower' effect.

Wake me when they find an actual working machine made by aliens.

Can bring in boatloads of grant money = can attract money from non-traditional sources eager to be part of the scene (i.e. new soft power money in china) = is comfortable working the midbrow media to build their personal brand, delegate all actual work to postdocs needing career impact fsctor bootstrap = occasional forays into quackery like this come with the territory of this personality and are not only tolerated but will increase