To be fair, your Obama question was retarded. Sorry, I'm being honest.
Let's see... brainstorming...
"Your query regarding the probability of the Obama team dedicating any time to a niche technology site demonstrates a lack of connection to reality usually associated with people who have recently ingested large quantities of mind-altering substances."
I'm sure that could be improved upon, but this isn't really the appropriate place for that sort of thing.
update: No, now I come to look at it, tsetse-fly has been around for a while and made some sensible comments, so probably isn't a sockpuppet. mellow, on the other hand, is 14 days old and has mostly posted rubbish.