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Nobody will listen to ones unhinged rants outside though. Instead of being upvoted people just look at them funny.

I thought that was a plus?

Where do you even get a soapbox sturdy enough to stand on these days?

Outside has a killer graphics card and zero lag.

Yeah, but the settings are almost non-existent, and the NPCs constantly ignore them anyway.

Also, no respawn. Lame.

> zero lag.

Obviously you aren't drinking enough.

sometimes the gray ceiling falls on you and it feels nice

maybe i'll even buy a newspaper while I'm out there!

they still make those right?