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There are only two problems in computer science: we only have one joke, and it's gotten old.

Oh no, you're off by one again! There's an even older one:

Q: Why can't programmers tell Christmas for Halloween?

A: Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

There are 10 problems in computer science: we only have two jokes, and one of them is bad.

What about the other 14?

I don't like computer science jokes. Not one bit.