Writing advanced Excel macros to power PowerPoint presentations.
Duh.
With a bit of luck he could get an internship on an SRE team supporting ads data pipelines at Google.
Dual PhDs from Tom7 and James Mickens.
Staring at a screen for 40+ hours a week realizing everything digital is essentially worthless. I'm sure he'll make good money though.
> worthless
> money
There appears to be some fundamental misunderstanding here.
Not really, unless you're a complete dunce. Money can be obtained in various ways that don't require soul sucking work of letting your life slip away in computer chair staring at screens. Anyone with a decently average emotional IQ knows this.