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If this were a software engineering interview question, it would be five paragraphs long and start with:

"Assume a female Gallus gallus domesticus lays a capsule containing an unfertilized ovum..."

Ha yeah and if the 20 year chef asks "what?", then push away from the table with a shocked look: "um how long have you been cooking again?"

"How can you pretend to make a steak when you don't know the first thing about protein folding??"

Writes: "Did not prepare for interview, strong pass"

And the candidate would respond with a Dockerfile that says "FROM egg".