Having an ideal adaptive algorithm is certainly better, and I do observe different workloads favor different algorithms, but all adaptive algorithms have parameters that are not optimal for a portion of workloads and also hard to tune (including ARC).
If you give me an algorithm, I can always find a production workload for you that the algorithm does not work well.
"Simple algorithms are the ones most likely to fail catastrophically because they are made for a certain range of access patterns" I do not see how FIFO and LRU fail catastrophically except on scanning/streaming workloads. Happy to learn about it.