Musk picks Vegas for Zuckerberg ‘cage match’ challenge

Instead of 2 rich assholes fighting in a cage, how about they skip that, and each give, say, 10 billion, to various charities, and compete to see who adds more value to society via that money?

The headlines of "Musk fights Zuckerberg in a cage match" don't appeal to me, but seeing something like "Musk donates 10 billion, eradicates XYZ disease" or "Zuck donates enough to make sure that all children in public schools nation wide have a nutritious healthy meal each day at school" definitely does.

Too bad it won't happen, and we'll see 2 billionaire dorks trying to punch each other.