> So, people have no problem - say - redeeming tokens that have been through Tornado? Or trouble redeeming bitcoins that have been through known, sanctioned wallets?
Nothing prevents us agreeing to trade those bitcoins for cash or anything else.
You are correct that some Bitcoins are "tainted", which is why it's not the absolute, most perfect cryptocurrency. But they are still censorship resistant. That was my point. They still can't be confiscated.
And to further your argument, if you want to find the best crypto that is actually fungible - that would be Monero (all Moneros are the same, there are no "tainted" or "blacklisted" Moneros). However, because of that very fact it is banned on exchanges and blacklisted everywhere. It's just too good.
Bitcoin is good enough to get popular yet at the same time shitty enough (traceable) not to get outright banned, that's why BTC is here to stay while better coins like Monero will perish.
> How is “Everyone can see every transaction you have ever done” censorship-resistant, doesn’t that mean you have to be extra careful about every single person or service you have ever transacted with?
Just to reiterate. It's because not even the government can confiscate your Bitcoin (them beating you into telling your seed phrase means you still giving it up and let's not pretend there aren't 21st seeds and duress phrases just for this very reason).
> And, excluding the $5 wrench seems a really, really large oversight when it results in every single asset or piece of ”money” you own being irretrievably, instantly stolen.
Again. Anyone with significant amount of crypto will not be public about it, will keep duress phrases, 21st seed words and extra wallets while giving up the minimum. In theory, with $5 wrench you could keep beating a totally innocent person hoping they give you a crypto wallet that doesn't even exist and if they gave you one, you could keep beating them until they give you the "other one" and the "third one", it just isn't a solid argument.