Average internet user thinks Bill Gates has a robot arm with vaccine-delivering microdart shooters and if you shake his hand you'll have Windows 11 installed directly to your nervous system.
Actually. The average internet user would think himself pretty smart repeating low effort strawmen like yours while repeating heavily propagandized mantras such as "It's safe and effective" and "It's just 2 weeks! Can't you just stay put for 2 weeks?"