But that's what I needed to hear. I didn't need whatever "human spark" that you imagine (but that I personally doubt you can actually demonstrate).
So on that note, why don't you show me what you'd write, if you were trying to be helpful to someone in that situation? I'm genuinely interested in seeing if you can write something that isn't formulaic, that has that human spark you speak of, and that is otherwise better than the response that a machine gave me.
I get it if that's too much time and effort to do, but really, it shouldn't take a lot of time at all. At least, not if you are suggesting that a doctor in an ER should take a break from saving lives to do such a thing. So please, just write a paragraph or two that shows what you'd say if a friend came to you looking for empathy in such a situation.
"it's a sadly bland example of what some people consider meaningful."
Again, let's hear what you think is better, the ball is in your court. As it stands, based solely on my interaction with you as well as my above interaction with ChatGPT, it looks like machines do empathy better than humans. But I am open minded to the idea that you can actually do better than the machine. Let's hear it.