I prefer the less disparaging, "Well, I'm going to check it in anyway" and as a bonus, it doesn't directly acknowledge the existance of other people.

Arrgh, why didn't I.think of that? I just left for vacation with an open code review that should have been easy because some new junior found some issues that I couldn't resolve before packing my suitcase.

Thanks junior, the issues you found were real, even if small, and things will be better when I return and fix them.

Already been doing it for years, implicitely, by making my code as unreadable as possible. But now I can justify it by saying I'm doing Science.

Also, go right ahead and reject the feedback you Simply Do Not Want To Hear!

(I just loved that use of capital letters!)

I had a co-worker who would reject feedback and then complain that it was the reviewers' fault that his PRs weren't merged.