PE is the Ticketmaster of finance. They charge a bunch of fees, take a bunch of money, take all of the heat, and quietly funnel the money back to the founder/early investors/etc. who sold out but don't want you to know.
I don't understand this attitude. If you're in the arts I can understand why you don't want to be a "sellout", but founders/investors? Isn't the point literally to sell out?
Ticketmaster makes no secret of being a for-profit enterprise…