Why do cats knead?
livescience.com
livescience.com
> So why do cats knead? Although the reason is uncertain, the most likely explanation is that it is a leftover behavior from kittenhood, Susan Hazel, an associate professor of animal behavior, welfare and ethics at the University of Adelaide in Australia, told Live Science. During nursing, a kitten rhythmically treads its paws on the mother's body to stimulate the flow of milk.
The answer is speculation. Yeah, that would be my guess too, but do we really need "science" for that? (and by science I mean some authority figure that apparently has a title)
This looks much more like what TV sells us as "the science".
Adults continuing the behavior from kitten hood is speculation not a scientific consensus.
There is scientific consensus. All animals do continue on early behaviors. Kneading is partially learning (nurture) and partly instinct (nature).
Speculating there is a specific reason beyond these knowns, contains a baseless assumption.
The default is thus “we don’t know” instead of inferences from known data.
The default must be “we don’t know” to avoid the stagnation like 10 million philosophy books which don’t actually advance anything. Thus the article’s "I think there is… because you can follow “We don’t know, …” with a great deal of personal supposition but that’s all it is.
Yet humans do, well beyond experimental evidence. Notably theoretical insert science. This is not directly relevant, but interesting to think about. I really appreciated Feynman's distinction between Physics and Mathematics.
We don't know if humans become addicted to alcohol due to ingestion or genetic predisposition, as it could be invisible fairies that live in the subatomic spaces of alcohol picking their favorites.
Suffice to say, what you and I are arguing for is no more truth than any other model of reality that provides the same answers. I don't see why requiring more specific experimental evidence is more scientific.
Even if you don’t understand why there’s plenty of examples showing this is how “theoretical sciences” operate.
Prior to discovering the Higgs Boson the underlying verbiage was all some variation on “we don’t know, but…” Only after the experiment is that default changed.
The Higgs is a great example because there were several competing theories suggesting various energies for the particle most of which failed when actual data showed up. Which you always get for such open questions, thus the lack of consensus and the default “we don’t know.”
2. It's possible kneading can be used to deposit scent... to mark territory."
Some dogs like to suckle on your arm (or small squishy) well into their adulthood, so I suppose #1 makes sense.
I don’t know about every cat I’ve ever had, but my youngest currently? I think there’s two reasons she does it: 1. To announce her presence on top of me and make it known she is pleased her bed is in bed and 2. To make the spot more comfortable, like how we fluff our pillows or smooth out our bedspreads or whatever. She’s making the spot hers.
I mean it is an action that can also deposit their scent, but uh, in my experience my cats have never respected that marker if they don’t want to.
Interesting. I've never heard that explanation. It doesn't line up with my experience either. In 2007 I took in a stray cat I found wandering in a parking lot. She was pregnant and gave birth to 5 kittens. She died a few years ago but I kept her with her offspring for her whole life. Her descendants knead as much as she did.
ISWYDT
It may have a real function in other situations (milk production) but I believe the proximal cause for her nightly kneading is simply how good it feels which puts her straight to sleep afterwards. I expect it releases a lot of oxytocin/opoid type neurotransmitters. It makes me feel a little.... used. Not to mention the pain!
I will never look at my cat the same way again.
The biscuits/kneading usually come first, then the sprinkling starts when the back legs start coming up and the tail starts vibrating.
If it's something he likes, like the fridge, no biscuits get made, it's straight to sprinkling for a few seconds to just make sure it's still his.
Oh and the wiping of gums on literally everything, most importantly every cardboard box in the house.
It's definitely an arousal thing mixed in with territory marking.
He also will scratch the fake tile floor in certain corner spaces like next to my front door. I think I read a while back that the scratching helps release their scent so it's like they're reclaiming their territory too. (this is after he's gone out and done his business, not him telling me he needs to go out)
(1) https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/an-adults-habit-that-really-su...
Biscuits (in the US sense) are more like a chemically leavened pie crust than a yeast leavened bread.
If it's not obvious, I'm not a serious baker.
https://atasteofhistorywithjoycewhite.blogspot.com/2015/03/m...
https://libapps.salisbury.edu/nabb-online/exhibits/show/baki...
So that made "biscuits and gravy" sound a lot more appealing.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/11/better-bi...
Next topic, cheesy shrimp and grits? Or is is higher class to call it Polenta Svelta con Gamberetti?
https://www.antonio-carluccio.com/polenta_svelta_con_gambere...
None of that is to say I'm an expert, seeing that article just reminded me of a lot of biscuit making.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/01/19/686579106/is...
Scones in the US sense are sweet. Scones in the rest of the world are savory, more like American biscuits.
Biscuits in the Commonwealth sense are American cookies, although I feel like American cookies are usually the thick kind with chocolate chips, whereas Commonwealth biscuits are often the plain thin ones that you might dunk in a cup of tea.
Speaking of tea - dinner?
As in Portuguese it's just "amassar pãozinho", or roughly "to knead bread", with a [likely affectionate] diminutive.
Thanks to evolution, mom cats are hormonally rewarded for taking care of their kittens. When the kittens are nursing on mom, she often looks totally blissed out like a raver in an ecstasy puddle, eyes half-lidded, staring off into space, paws kneading away at nothing.
I assume that kittens evolved to knead because it stimulates milking and then cats just make that association with the act and feeling good, so they retain it later in life.
We gave away all the puppies around the neighborhood. We took one, so did our aunt and a family friend. It was an interesting experience to get to see how different dogs from the same litter and different environments grew up. When they would get together you could tell they remembered/knew each other. I still miss that dog - literally experienced his entire life :(
I KNEW IT! Females are nothing but addicts, looking to get their next fix of baby giggles, cuddles, kneading, ... and babies are nothing but the other part in this codependence travesty!
Oh wait...
...that's literally everyone (/ everything).
Paging Dr. Maslow...
More seriously, I get the impression Being A Cat is rather intense and takes up their entire concentration.
I never thought this was uncertain. It's pretty clear it's simple regression to infant behaviour.
Which is not so strange if you consider that more behaviour cats exhibit around humans (like meowing!) is also regression.
But on the other hand, sometimes a cat is going somewhere and unintentionally steps onto a blanket or something soft, then just starts kneading like it walked into a quicksand and it's face is like "goddamn here we go again"
Also common to say they're "making biscuits".
When our cat comes to sleep w/ us we ask him to make some biscuits, he usually does.
If you're lucky and the biscuits line up he'll give you a nice massage.
The relevant one is Dear Kitten: The Art Of Massage - https://youtu.be/ksZ5SyyfHJ0
> Dear kitten I need to give you a little history lesson. Hundreds of thousands of years ago we cats were given a choice. Either we could learn the art of swimming and become a seafaring creature or we could choose the gift of the art of massage. I think it's obvious which one we chose. Massage. To this day we must exercise our duty to massage everything. We alone can exercise this alternating gentle touch with a little aftertaste of claws digging in the flesh.
It's all in the delivery.
But adult cats use their claws, which kittens presumably don't do, otherwise they would hurt the mother. So this explanation seems questionable.
Well, I guess for the same reason I knead love, sex, food and rock and roll.