The "towards certain doom" part is correct. The "at the speed of light" is not. Unfortunately this kind of thing is typical for pop science articles.
> I thought the falling man experienced no change on crossing the event horizon
That's correct. The infalling person has no way of knowing, locally, that they have crossed the horizon and are now doomed to hit the singularity. But that doesn't change their doom.
> (other than the effects of spaghettification, which begins long before arriving at the horizon).*
Not for the typical black holes we observe in the universe. Tidal gravity at their horizons is too small for spaghettification; that doesn't happen until the infaller is well inside and approaching the singularity.
> I thought that you'd continue accellerating toward the singularity, asymptotically approaching both the speed of light and infinite inertial mass. Am I wrong?*
Yes. None of these things are true. Your acceleration is zero--you're in free fall. There is no well-defined notion of "speed" at all, but your worldline remains timelike. Your inertial mass is unchanged. And, finally, the singularity is not a place. It's a moment of time. You can't "accelerate towards" it any more than you can accelerate towards next week.