Someone should write a Firefox plugin to allow people to anonymously exchange google cookies, like you can with the grocery store club cards.
What you say: "I did this cookie thing. I never searched for any sort of kiddie porn on the internet."
What the jury of your peers hears: "Child molester trying to pretend he didn't do it."
What the judge does: Extra time in prison because you aren't taking responsibility for your crimes.
Enjoy your prison sentence.
[1] http://www.optimizegoogle.com/ [2] https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/optimizegoogl...
Don't like the machine? Pile more shit on it!