It seems I wouldn't respect this license if I ever had to contribute a fix in emergency (while stressed).
I guess writing with license was fun. Now, please don't use it seriously ;-)
I think a lot of things make this license non-free, an example is: "be available when someone asks for help. To ensure that can happen, set up a channel where people can reach you.". For a license to be open source, I should be allowed to just dump my contribution and run away, never to be seen again. I believe this would be Debian's Dissident Test [1].
(To the author: as a consequence, I think you should not mention "open source". It's likely wrong, misleading and it'd be best to reserve this to OSI-approved licenses anyway - or make it clear it's a caricature, parody or a satire)