I think I don't like to travel

I don't like to travel and see new places. I don't like to experience new cultures and meet new people. I don't like to hang around in duty-free shops and take part in pretty much any aspect of the process of travelling.

I've tried for the last 15 years to enjoy it, but it's been years and years of failed attempts. I've tried to force it through ethanolic and caffeinic intoxiation, which has only yielded temporary results. I've tried to select vacations carefully and I've tried to travel selectively, but it's all just been a deeply unproductive ordeal.

I wish there was something else than coffee that would make me enjoy it.