I'll offer my 6am reasoning-by-analogy commentary in a slightly inflammatory style to keep the mood. Your third paragraph, if you change all the keywords, looks like something a converted Scientologist might say! All your friends tell you it's stupid and give you reasons why you should be unhappy ("Look at how much money you're giving them!") and so forth, but by golly, you look back at your life just a few years ago and things seem so much better now! You don't feel like you're doing anything wrong, and by objective accounts if you're genuinely happier you probably aren't doing anything wrong in the grand scheme of things. Why wouldn't you feel good supporting your Church with huge sums of your income anyway?
In short, the brainwashing worked and you're under the influence of a beneficial placebo effect. Maybe the placebo effect is what explains the 10% "success stories" of not-screwed-up Agile Teams that Yegge hints at.
Or not. I don't know. I do know that for me any productivity hacks are temporary at best and ineffectual by default, and I'm wary of ones that have been actively dangerous for a good number of people; when akrasia is solved in general humanity will rejoice...