Metric is for when you've made a mess of things and have completely given up on having nice round integer values
EDIT: This comment has been timed to coincide with when Americans wake up to defend me :) ~ USA! USA!
Which is probably the same way you'd do it if it was a 3.28ft-long sandwich instead.
Edit: mustn't forget the French Quarter either
There are 100 gradians in 90 degrees, does that count? They're probably supported on your calculator. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gradian
Even that comic you linked drives this home. None of them are referenced to humans. They are things we mostly know, sure. But they aren't based on a human. (Well, I suppose the mass ones have an amusing set of people listed.)
And this avoids the measures that, for my memory, just haven't made it to metric yet. Acre, Astrological Unit, Knot, etc.
Um, okay...