Sitting down to urinate can be healthier for men, especially as they age

The healthiest option is peeing on trees. There's something deeply satisfying about giving back to nature. Dogs know this, if we would listen.

The healthiest option is peeing with one leg raised. Dogs know this, if we would listen.

Phrased differently: I don’t think your argument is very good.

but our pee has the fixed nitrogen that trees crave

You think you're joking ... but...

It's healthier (and more fun) to lift a leg while passing gas. Do you let one rip when you're peeing? Of course you do. Therefore it stands to reason that you should lift a leg while peeing. It's probably good for balance training, too.

i won't eat bugs, i won't live in a pod, and i won't sit to pee

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