And you overstate the mechanical maintenance needs of a modern gasoline car. Yes they need oil changes, which are quick and fairly inexpensive. For the most part they will go 100k miles if not more with little else but brakes and tires (which EVs need also). PCV valves and O2 sensors are stupidly simple devices, especially in comparison to the electronic and computer systems needed to make an EV work.
I bought my Leaf used and paid $350 the first time I took it for battery inspection just to mollify my own anxiety about the unknown condition of fluids in the vehicle. Every damn time I have visited since the service manager walks out with a rag covered in dirty fluid telling me I need to change my reduction gear oil or brake fluid.
I pointed out that they did it previously and cited the maintenance schedule for those fluids. Then asked what the problem was that was causing the rapid degradation of the fluid. They go "talk to the tech" then return and say it was a misunderstanding and I am ready to go.
If ole Musky wasn't such a piece of work, the fact that Tesla doesn't pull this BS would earn my loyalty.
* Tires
* In-cabin air filter
* Windshield wiper blades
* Windshield washer fluid
* Brake fluid. It's hypergolic, after all
* Suspension realignment
* Suspension bushings
* Tie rod ends
* 12V AGM battery for non-powertrain systems
* Brake pads, though regenerative braking heavily reduces wear
* Rainwater drainage channels need to be cleared
* Air conditioner compressor
* Struts
* Wheel bearings
* Battery pack coolant. Eventually it will need replacement
* Battery pack coolant pump. Eventually it will need replacement
* Powertrain battery back
Over long enough timelines...
* Any rubber seals. Door seals, window seals. Frunk/trunk seals. Rubber oxidizes and degrades to UV over time
* Speakers
* Brake caliper rebuild.
* Brake master cylinder rebuild.
* Parking brake related items (modern electric ones just push out a cam against the brake rotor)
* Window regulators
* HVAC blend door actuators
* Soft-close door/trunk actuators
* Power seat motors
* Power mirror motors
* Seat foam and upholstery
* Door hinges. Eventually they won't stay open at a set position anymore.
* Auto-dimming mirrors
* Any backlit display
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Even eventually an electric motor may need re-balancing or servicing, but the timelines are very long. Powertrain costs are vastly reduced to internal combustion engine cars, but over a long enough timeline, all the other mechanical stuff needs replacing. Thermal cycling, oxidation, UV exposure, compression and friction affects everything eventually.
Some things people vastly underestimate as well. OEM-grade (not cheap aftermarket junk) door and window seals are NOT cheap to replace, and eventually the OEM ones may be entirely unavailable outside of collector grade cars. Even on VERY normal cars like a Toyota Camry you can spend $1500+ replacing door and trunk seals with OEM replacements.
You probably meant "hygroscopic" here. One probably doesn't want to be carrying hypergols in their car!