The odd appeal of absurdly long YouTube videos
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Washington DC - Seattle full trip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MizGoYFVdzQ
All PS2 games ever released https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixeRUJQ5yPc (and they have a video for every single major console too)
Switzerland to Italy through the Bernina pass train ride https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw9qiV7XlFs
Tokyo subway Yamanote line full loop (even though it's only 1 hour long) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmuMY6fLaw
Tokyo highway trip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-hrZKXM-k
After having many spicy tacos in texas: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqrm-9Wy8iU#searching
Looks like a very long loop, but there a small breaks every few hours (for example at 6:02:20).
Here is a Japanese playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddzMI-h8Wkw&list=PLzsxGmGx95...
Here is a 9 hour trainride through the Alps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADt_RisXY0U
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/gadget/fireplace-for-mobile-...
Also the ones of the Titanic sinking in real time, although they are “only” around 2 hours 45 minutes, they have the same feels as the absurdly long ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGKpT1oGAnQ
The BBC has quite a few of the "all aboard" series, if you want slow TV.
But I've stopped because I can't find a way to use them anymore. They're not interesting enough to watch directly. Multitasking doesn't work unfortunately so I just end up listening to the sound of the train and not watching. It's kind of like having an air conditioning unit in your window plus occasionally squeaky distracting train horns when coming out of a tunnel.
There seems to be quite a market for this teeny tiny tools.
[1] https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/DontSleep [2] https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/powertoys/awake [3] https://www.caffeine-app.net
Looks like PowerShell is the updated version: https://stackoverflow.com/a/9795442
Point being that it's runnable on any Windows machine, without additional binaries.
Do you mean Poe's law? Although given the general quality of youtube comment sections, I wouldn't be surprised if Godwin's law[2] applies as well.
Even if I spend too long in the bathroom it will go to sleep with the maximum lock time settings, and my amazing Mac crashes if it has external monitors plugged-in when it goes to sleep.
I'm also not at all surprised that people are tech illiterate to the point that they don't know how to change basic settings. My girlfriend sure as hell wouldn't for example.
Well, I did not expect that, but I found an actual explanation that really makes sense.
(For your own Mac, there's https://www.caffeine-app.net/ available though)
I didn't know caffeinate was a thing though, that's good to know.
They are really not restrictive overall, especially for software engineer's computers, but I would still have imagined that a tool which allows us to bypass some restriction specifically put in place would be blocked.
I guess since that security can be defeated by a long YouTube video they didn't see the point.
She doesn't like how her aged macbook behaves when it screenlocks, and she refuses to adjust the auto-screen-lock settings, and refuses to let me change them for her. She streams, not black screen, but youtube videos, 24/7. Sometimes videos she once liked, sometimes videos she aspires to watch, sometimes videos she is watching, sometimes "soothing music". Sometimes she leaves them playing audio, but if there's a reason to stop the audio, she doesn't stop the video, she doesn't change to a silent video.... she presses the mute button on the keyboard. That way her computer won't sleep. If she doesn't want video AND doesn't want audio? (such as if I'm visiting and the videos are bothering me) No problem, press mute, and turn the laptop to face the wall.
She is using a shared internet connection with several other apartments, too, so she's actively degrading the experience of other people when she's doing this.
This irrationally bothers me, so I ask her to stop. She won't. I have learned to cope.
This is a person who gets annoyed if I leave a 15W light on, in one of the cheapest electricity markets in the world (well under 10c/kWh).
If I try to ask why she's doing this, she immediately gets confrontational. But, again, it's not because of tech illiteracy, because she refuses help with it, and I'm fairly confident she could do it herself anyway.
Thank you for listening. Apparently my learning-to-cope is not 100% effective.
For example mention how much power an always on computer is drawing and say that videos use CPU which ramps up the wattage and usage. Bright monitors use more energy than dim ones etc. Sleep mode vs always on.
If you want to go even further you could mention the carbon footprint of youtube and internet servers but this is pushing it a bit.
Of course, many people use browsers that can't handle it. That would make it literally unusable.
communicating your true feelings and intentions is the only way to grow trust. what you are describing is needlessly eroding trust.
At 25% screen brightness, it uses around 4 Watt.
At 50%, around 6 Watt.
At 100%, around 11 Watt.
The person in question is unlikely to have a modern computer, but letting a video play all the time could technically still be using less power than the light.
A 1440p video is played at 4.0-4.5 Watt at 0% internal screen brightness.
The same video at 4k uses 4.5-5.0 Watt.
And at 8k, it's 15-17 Watt.
The xkcd is apt, as usual. The last time I felt with Intel as I feel with Apple since the M1 was with Haswell.
That is still a big sign of tech illiteracy imho. It can be uncertainty about the outcome of changing the settings combined with the fact playing YT videos all day is not too inconvenient for her. You know changing the settings is not a big deal, but someone who sees it as a semi-magical box that sometimes throws random error messages?
I also knew a person who refused to reboot her smartphone in order to fix the problem that it couldn't reliably receive SMS anymore. It had an uptime well over 6 months. The reason? She didn't know the PIN code anymore and didn't want to bother trying to find out. Well, until she bought a shiny new phone that is.
Corporate managed device. 24 hour ML prototype model training on a MBP. Lock killed training.
YouTube cat videos to the rescue.
(Was not involved, but saw this happen)
iirc Google Chrome has some bizzare byzantine(?) rule engine that determines whether a website is allowed to autoplay and I suspect (with no evidence) that the rules are set up so YouTube can autoplay videos without prompting the user.
Part 1 https://youtu.be/G54tllj-SKI (9 hrs)
Part 2 https://youtu.be/szbGc7ymFhQ (9 hrs)
Part 3 https://youtu.be/aV7YutDr5Nw (6.5 hrs)
The begining of a Star Wars The Force Awakens review - it'a not done yet, but I believe it lasts about 12-13h at this time.
He also has a response to a hbomberguy video (that's also an analysis of Dark Souls 2) that lasts something like 10h, and multiple 3+ hours reviews of games and movies.
Pretty crazy that it's entirely scripted and is carefully edited - for 10+ hours!
And I'd argue he has solid analysis in general!
Other comments appear to consider anything over a single hour unrelateably long, nevermind for scripted content...
Here he is looking at EVERY SquareSoft PS1 game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9tc-UMnT0
KingK, Mandalore, Daryl Talks Games, RagnarRox, Adam Millard, Chariot Rider, HBomberGuy, SuperBunnyHop, Lambhoot, GManLives, GrimBeard, ThorHighHeels, Nerrel, MathewMatosis, WillLovesVideoGames, Writing on Games, Game Makers Toolkit, and (duh) Jacob Geller
>There are also a surprisingly large number of times when you might want your device on but the screen off. “I use this so I can have music open on another tab at night and have this open so the screen with the music on it wont shine so bright in my room,” one commenter wrote on a two-day-long video of a blank black screen. “I use this every night, put on a podcast and q this to come on next,” said another. “Unironically useful for avoiding screen burn in,” another wrote. “Big thanks <3.”"
This is a very interesting situation. Like the video of someone recording the MAX captchas with their phone instead of using the built in screen recording, my first reaction to these is "thee tech illiterate people! There is a _right_ way to do these things built into the OS!" But on reflection, if it works for them then it seems fine (I guess you could argue that it was using electricity or bandwidth). If anything it seems like a failure of the OS companies to make it clear that the OS can already do all these things.
If people are able to figure out how to use youtube videos to achieve what they want, they for sure would be able to do things if only the options were actually there in UI's, but options are being left out more and more to make things "slick".
Regarding audio/video/brightness: this used to be super easy with analog volume dials, and screens with on/off button where your computer wouldn't (and shouldn't imho!) know that your monitor is off. I also really wish monitors with analog brightness adjust would make a return, these types of monitors don't exist for 20 years now, but I rarely adjust brightness on monitors due to the lack of that since brightness is usually deeply hidden in the menu now (somehow monitors with extremely bad quality built-in speakers that you'd never want to actually use, have easier shortcuts for audio volume than brightness)
Take phone out, record button, stop button, share button, select twitter/youtube/instagram/..., enter title/text, done.
Now count the steps on a PC. Especially if it's some other persons PC, not logged into your youtube account.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRk-DQUUlz8
10 hours of American Airlines hold music (as one commenter there said - likely recorded from a real call):
There are also quite a few railway videos from Norway, e.g. Bergen to Oslo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xisVS_DKpJg
And many more long railway videos.
Or the the great moose migration: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31150996
More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_television
Also related:
Apollo 11 in Real Time: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20193118
Open a PPT, F5 to enter slideshow mode, optionally press B to blackout the screen to prevent burn-in.
I made a small "screensaver" PPT that consumes very minimal resources (black screen with a small bouncing logotext), saved it a as a PPSX (so it launches in slideshow automatically and exits PPT when done), and added a shortcut to the PPSX file on my Win10 taskbar. One-click screensaver whenever I want to step away and an equally simple exit.
Many times I actually leave this running in background while I work on the laptop. This way even if I step away without doing my one-click routine (or get pulled into a phone call or start working on my other laptop), it still prevents lock/sleep.
Obviously this would be bad infosec practice at office or public place. But with WFH this keeps me healthy and sane.
Given the number of videos that are a single static image plus audio surely YouTube has built in a special case for them.
Edit: Tried using yt-dl on a 24 hour white screen video, it is 130 MB for the 'highest quality'. 10 hours of white noise it 1.55GB.
If you encoded in mpeg I'm sure you would dramatically reduce the file size, but not as magically as you would think. It will still store a new white iframe every 16 frames by default, though many encoders will let you specify an alternative.
In theory I guess YouTube could spend n-times as much processing to encode each video in n formats to find the smallest for that particular video and serve that encoding, even doing so after a video reaches x views to cut out yy% of wasted computation, but then they would have to support n codecs on m devices instead of just 1.
I’m on mobile but I will check that later using yt-dlp and ffmpeg to list the I-frames.
Perhaps 4 is better, but my experience sorting and making list with its immediate ancestor has been profoundly counterproductive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeH7qKZr0WI
I've only watched one video longer than two hours and it took me two weeks. But I'm watching videos of more than one more often in just three sessions, as my English listening gets better and better.
Not sure if it was Rogan that created the fad, but it's getting very extended. Unfortunately, people appearing in those tend to think that it's OK to fill hours with "umm", "you know" and unintelligible ultrafast and inaudible circumlocution.
It is at the same time an illustrative piece about modern cinematography, a nostalgia-inducing slideshow, and digital ADHD medication.
Not recommended for those who suffer epilepsy.
Vibing through 30 years of computer graphics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHJVa4Gkm4
This ridiculous Dark Souls challenge run https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUbBsMTgkTRmab1L3snCQ...
Abelson & Sussman's SICP class lectures https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE18841CABEA24090
And a shorter one I just want more people to see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFog6dTid0Y
Sweet dreams!
Some examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sqrL8KZki8 Bijelo Polje - Beograd 7h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY4ghSBQL4U Ljubljana - Koper (freight) 2:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0oevqWL_34 Čapljina - Mostar - Bradina -- The Neretva river canyon and Mountain pass Bradina 2h
I do see the value of music to set up an environment for working, sleeping, or whatever you are doing. I'm not sure a single video is the best answer, but it at least is a plausible use case.
For all the videos that exist just as a joke, even though I have a few I truly laugh at, I find it difficult to believe anyone would actually watch the entire video. It counts as a view if you watched 30? seconds of it. So a 24 hour video with 40 million views likely just means that many people turned it on for a fraction of the time, laughed a bit, and turned it off.
Maybe the author should point out that a view is not a start->end viewing. I can't tell if they have this misconception but this article may certainly imply start->end viewing to the reader.
Also, niche and random topics.
I remember a comment about his videos: “I always thought school was boring, but just watched a 1 hour video about ancient ladders”
Please watch at least the first 2 minutes.
Anyway, it reminds me of the very popular Caffeine app for MacOS, which prevents the device from going to sleep. Used by a lot of developers (at the time) as well, so it's not just kids.
Not to say that setting a single screen lock time setting is the pinnacle of curiosity, but it’s reflection of the banal utilitarian way they look at devices. “It does what it does”
I've seen developers at FAANG companies using the background video trick - because corporate managed devices came with an unmodifiable lock/sleep time.
And if school-issued laptops were even more locked down, with even more boneheaded defaults - that would hardly surprise me.
One of my teammates just put on (IIRC) a 72 hour long black screen video and reset the video back to the beginning when he left in the evenings.
It needed to be 72 hours long because he didn't want to come in on the weekends to reset it.
Deep Focus - Music For Studying, Concentration and Work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPVte6aMprI
(will add as I locate more from history)
https://youtu.be/CrSsn1x_mmY?t=5472
and this https://youtu.be/CrSsn1x_mmY?t=6851
Whyy, he's even gone over rougher terrain and up steeper hills earlier in this video. A frustrating watch.
As an anecdote, I've used several of these white-noise-black-screen videos as a sleep aid while I needed my phone's screen "off" and I didn't have other options.
eg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiU2tBfTyFU&t=7866s&pp=ygUTZ...
11:30 of blitz chess. You see how tiredness affects him at various points yet he maintains an unbelievably chill disposition throughout.
My eldest has tried this numerous times to no avail, their Eero profile disables Internet access at bedtime.
That's 24*3600/(30/29.97)+1 and I think that's beautiful in itself (though probably not on purpose)
Running time 857 hours.
Philosophy videos and walkabouts (when there's no narration) also help, but they are rarely very long.
[1] tl;dr/spoiler: Harvard CS50 – Full Computer Science University Course (uploaded by freecodecamp)