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Even in the future we have weak unions and crappy workplace safety enforcement.

Alien lifeform - Check Dangerous - Check Ability to eat through spacesuit dome - Check

Sorry dude, we going to need to quarantine your ass.

Instead, all but one of the crew gets killed, the entire shipment is lost, and the spaceship itself is destroyed.

> Instead, all but one of the crew gets killed, the entire shipment is lost, and the spaceship itself is destroyed.

They don't have insurance in the future?

yes but they also have Carter J. Burke's

"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f^*!ing each other over for a goddamn percentage."

> Carter J. Burke's

Amazing that 'Bullshit Jobs' still exist in the future