ASCII Dicks API

How is this an API? All I can request is a different number of dicks, and that's it. And then the dicks come out at random length.

Will there be a version 2? I would like parameters for length and girth, and possibly a drop shadow.

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while true; do echo http://dicks.heroku.com/66.txt| xargs -P 16 curl -s; done;