New standard for "LLM is intelligent" dropped: it should be as intelligent as all humanity together, simultaneously, at a fraction of the cost, and many magnitudes faster in terms of speed. Also not just any humanity, but also our particular historical humanity. So that if it doesn't come up with Hitler and defeat him by inventing nukes and what not, based on pre-1900 data, then it's some calculator derivative garbage that mixes up words randomly.
Also it should be able to do my laundry.