Just wait until an adult dies. You get tons of mail in their name. Some of it even tries to sell them life insurance.
A telemarketer from the bank I used to be with called me on the day of my brother's funeral to try and sell me life insurance.
Terribly bad timing as at the time I was waiting for the car to pick my mother and myself up to lay him to rest.
I'd like to say I handled it well, but I didn't. I vaguely recall some hefty swearing on my part the next day as I closed my account with them.