Is there any practical use for one of these at the moment? As a hobby dev, what could I do with one?
Yes, just like you can simulate an ntsc interlaced screen in software.
"Gemini Mini is a conditionally portable, entry-level 2-cubit system... The device has built-in CASTOR software, allowing it to simulate the operation of 8 qubits."
Not sure what benefit you get from using real qubits vs just simulating them, even for educational purposes.