There's a 98% chance one of the next five years will be the hottest on record

This year there's a good chance we will see the El Niño weather event, which has a warming effect on the global temperatures. Just recently we had the opposite cooling La Niña event, so I'm really not looking forward to how hot it will be this Summer.

Edit: just to be clear, not trying to dismiss the effects of climate change here. Rather, I'm thinking El Niño combined with thus far accumulated CC is not going to be pretty.

And even if there is global warming caused by man, there's a 100% chance our inept government will be unable to do anything about it just like they're unable to do anything else except foment war between the races and genders and war overseas