Ask HN: Seeking funding for practical Eastern European apps?

Hey HN! I'm a solo founder focused on the Eastern European market and I'm bringing solutions. No nonsense, just real solutions. I've crafted a functional MVP (out of two) and now need a dedicated team to unlock its full potential. Seeking down-to-earth investors who are passionate about making a genuine impact in this region. Let's connect and discuss realistic opportunities to drive progress together.

If it sounds interesting, let's see if we can go further. Leave any contact info and I'll get back to you very soon with the specifics.

throwaway because of obvious reasons.

(I am not willing to go through the proper channels of finding funding. I am not that in love with the whole "startup" vibe, I don't need money to burn on wild valuations. I'm your 3,5%YoY to your TSLA.)