Remote work comes with daytime drug and drinking habits

A friend of mine worked at a high-end car dealership. At one point, management caught wind of cocaine use and announced that there would be drug tests in two weeks' time. The entire sales department failed. Management said "okay guys we're going to pretend that the test must have been wrong, you can't all be on coke. We'll do the test again in two weeks." Two weeks and some days later, they were all fired. I've been aware of several day-drinkers at a variety of jobs. Cannabis too. On-site work comes with daily drinking and drug habits.

Clearly we need to be in our corporate supplied matrix pods for our own safety.

My job is based on results. I've worked remotely for 15 years now. Unless a manager isn't doing their job, remote work should be no problem.

I used to have a job where the boss was supplying alcohol most lunchtimes. That was on-site, obviously.

The office is a great place to drink... ar least, there was a period...

I'm actually planning on a return to the office, and I'll have an old timey-mad-men-esq bar in my office.

Had to stop reading after the first paragraph, conflating "remote" work with day drinking and otherwise being irresponsible is disingenuous at best - some of us have been "remote" working (otherwise known as just normal situations depending on employer) for decades, that doesn't mean we get high all day, that's a problem with culture and (IMO) legalising drugs which have no place being so.

For the first year of Covid I was trying to drink more water. So I bought a lot of glass spelligrino bottles and would drink 1-2 every day. I would usually squirt some mio in it for caffeine and flavor.

And I would drink through the day while on zoom just doing normal meeting stuff. And since I fidget, I would peel the labels off.

After a few months someone asked how I could drink so much wine without getting drunk. I thought it was funny how people just assumed I was brazenly drinking wine out of the bottle all day.

Is this some anti-working-from-home-propaganda?

And the alcoholics (as in people suffering from the disease) at Google would milk our kegs all day long… it was unfortunate how many kegs we had to buy to maintain their drinking habits. It stretched our building’s decorations budget to the max. Nothing compared to the stash the info sec people compiled in Crittenden though. That was insane but knowing what I know about Defcon there is more than enough of this substance abuse normalization.