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MY GOD WHY WON'T IT JUST STAY DEAD???

At this point it should perhaps be renamed ZombieScript

When announcements are made at Google I/O about UI and app code being compiled down to WASM, without a line of Javascript in sight, and delivered on all manner of web browser -- desktop and mobile -- that triggers a reminder that this was all predicted by the clairvoyant Gary Berhardt back in 2014.

He also predicted a huge war after the adoption of (W)ASM and we have the possible ignition point for that in eastern Ukraine at the moment...

I think it's pretty hilarious that after this talk, WebAssembly became a thing, supplanting asm.js, and the text based version of wasm files are called wat files. Wat?

In case anyone misses the reference, “Wat” is another entertaining talk by Gary Bernhardt

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

Gary Bernhardt is a fantastic speaker and presenter. I also highly recommend his Destroy All Software screencasts[1], for those who enjoyed this talk.

[1]: https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/screencasts

And he also runs his own learning site/platform where you can interactively learn / get better at TypeScript.

I went through a few of the classes and loved them!

https://www.executeprogram.com/

Gosh I remember being at this talk. And I remember being in the green room at a subsequent Pycon as a speaker and seeing Gary preparing for another talk. He is legendary. I wish I had the fortitude to interrupt him and introduce myself. Or not. I kinda just left him to his own because interrupting people is rude.

If you’re reading this, hi Gary! You’re cool. This talk was awesome. You did a great job.

Almost ten years on from this conference talk and it's mind-blowing how close to the mark Gary Bernhardt was!

Uh, are we living in the same world? Javascript completely and fully dominates the web, he couldn't have been more wrong about how the future would turn out.

Have you watched the talk or only read the title? The "death" in the title does not mean what you suggest it does.

To summarize the talk for those in a hurry: the presenter, pretending to be from the future, describes YavaScript as an archaic computer language that served as a bootstrap to WASM, which is now the default compilation target for nearly all languages.

A slight nit: he doesn't actually refer to WASM, but a precursor called asm.js (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asm.js). WebAssembly wasn't actually announced until 2015 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WebAssembly)

WASM is an extremely useful compilation target because of its portability (specially for running on browsers), but it is far from being the "default compilation target" for almost any language. The promised near-native speed is not here (in general you get x2 or x3 slower code but it can be even worse), it is limited to 32-bits (MEMORY64 is on the way but there is not a clear roadmap of when this will be generally available in browsers), blocking IO is a pain, and its design seems to be constrained by the underlying JS JIT (it still looks like ASM.JS with a different syntax).

I still believe that it is a miracle that we have WASM as a standard, and that it runs smoothly across different browser vendors, but why nobody seems to be worried about lack of progress in performance?

LLVM IR would be a much better binary target. It was used in the abandoned PNaCL project. AFAIK Apple uses it (bitcode) to store apps that are later compiled for specific platforms. WASM looks like a toy compared with this technology.

The problem is that LLVM IR makes breaking changes fairly frequently -- for instance, LLVM 15 made all pointers untyped; where before you'd have a type like *i32, now you just have ptr.

If you're trying to run the same IR on 32-bit and 64-bit devices, I'd expect you'd need to freeze the word size anyway -- if a C or C++ program uses sizeof(), what value gets returned?

Blocking IO doesn't get solved by switching to LLVM either; you can't block in browser WASM because it'd block the JS thread; a WASM engine not attached to a browser has no such issues. (I wish at least one-shot continuations would get added so that this could become a bit easier in the browser, but I understand the hesitancy to do so...)

> it is far from being the "default compilation target" for almost any language

That referred to the content of Gary Bernhardt's talk, not to (current) reality.

> It was used in the abandoned PNaCL project.

I worked on PNaCl back in 2011. There was a growing understanding that choosing LLVM IR as the representation was a mistake. I even tried to come up with something better, but failed to do so. I was glad to see asm.js and then WebAssembly coming to the scene. In my opinion, WebAssembly is better than what PNaCl could have ever become.

update: and then there was a famous post, "LLVM IR is a compiler IR": https://groups.google.com/g/llvm-dev/c/N3r_a1Vbrog/m/8lukw1x...

The talk is a work of fiction, set in 2035, which describes the Bay Area as a nuclear exclusion zone.

> Javascript completely and fully dominates the web, he couldn't have been more wrong about how the future would turn out.

So what was he wrong about?

I guess just that asm.js nor WASM are the reason why Javascript still dominates. Most of the dominating technologies transpile to plain ol' javascript.

To refer merely to the title of another of his talks: "Wat?"

It's not nearly 100% certain wasm will win out in the way he describes. And there isn't an exclusion zone.

> And there isn't an exclusion zone.

Yet.

The software world hasn't changed much in the last decade though. I think you have to go back all the way before V8 to make the predictions impressive ;)

Fun talk but kind of weird he totally ignores the fact that LLMs have written all code since around 2029.

First time viewer here.

How did the presenter know there was going to be a war going on between 2020 and 2025 all of the way back in 2014?

The talk is in 2035, not 2014

he obviously was really a time traveller, and was just using the talk as a thinly disguised prophesy for the rest of us!

Has there been a time between 2014 and now where there wasn't an active war somewhere?

> This science fiction / comedy / completely serious talk traces the history of JavaScript, and programming in general, from 1995 until 2035.

Like everything else he's correct, just off by a couple years: The War wasn't until 2027.

This is insanely brilliant presentation. Too bad I did not hear about the guy before.

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Added. Thanks!

This excellent talk was a fiction in 2014… that is becoming true. Of course JavaScript is not dead (far from that) but WebAssembly is now there and a shell running in the browser becomes a reality

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