"He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."
Attempted to register, but they required a Google account, which I don't have and don't want. I tried to send them feedback using the button on the web page, that I wish there was another way to register, but got a message that there was an error in their app that wouldn't allow me to send feedback. Oh well!
The computer-generated voice talking about moods reminds me of "the design is very human" guy.