God damn it.
No, it's not a Turing machine - it's Turing equivalent.
Turing equivalent, say it with me: Turing equivalent.
No, it is not the same damned thing. No, my memory pool is not a fucking tape.
If I claimed that a Ryzen CPU is still and Intel machine, I would be wrong (I'd be less wrong than you are, they're a hell of a lot closer than Von Neumann and Turing).
There's a whole lot of nuance in this discussion that you are either unwilling or unable to understand.
Every comment you've left in this thread has shown some misunderstanding of the topic at hand - you might try listening to what people are saying to you.
And no, it's not pure pedantry - the machine architectures serve very different purposes.