Saddam Hussein = He damns Saudis
Charles Manson = Slasher con man
David Letterman = Dead mitral vent
Mary Jo Kopechne = My joke chaperon *
Benito Mussolini = So, I bout Leninism
Lee Harvey Oswald = Oe, why ever Dallas? *
* "Chaperon" is a valid alternate spelling of "chaperone"
** Yes, "oe" is a word